Four nuns

Four nuns die and go to heaven..... At the gates of heaven, St. Peter says "if youve ever touched a penis, you need to put that body part in the holy water brfore you entering heaven.

....The first nun puts her finger in the water. She enters heaven.

....The second nun puts her hand in the water. She enters.

....The fourth nun punches the third nun in the head and says " if you think im gonna gargle that shit after she puts her ass in it, your mistaken.