An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home.  
Since most of the facilities were full, they had to put him in a Jewish home.  
After a few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.
'It's wonderful!  Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,' says Grandpa.
'We're so happy for you.  
We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone.'
'Oh no!  Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,' says Grandpa with a big smile.
'There's a musician here - he's eighty-five years old and hasn't played the violin in twenty years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!'
'There is a judge in here - he's ninety-five years old.  He hasn't been on the bench in thirty years and everyone still calls him 'Your Honour'!'
And there's a physician here - ninety years old.  He hasn't been practising medicine for twenty-five years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!'
'And what about you Grandpa?' asks the grandson.
'And me ..., I haven't had sex for thirty-five years and they still call me 'The fucking Arab'!