~~~Kindergarten Teacher~~~

As the end of the year rolls around, a kindergarten teacher starts getting presents from the children in her class.

First, a little girl whose father owns the meat shop in town hands her a box. The teacher shakes it and says, "I bet it's some beef jerky."

"It is!" the girl cries.

Then a little boy whose father owns a local candy store hands her a box. The teacher shakes it and says, "I bet this is some candy."

"Yes, it is!" the boy squeals.

Finally, a boy whose dad owns a liquor store comes forward. As the teacher takes the present, she notices it's leaking. After tasting a drop from the box, she says, "I bet it's white wine."

"No," the little boy says.

So the teacher puts a few more drops into her mouth. "It's champagne, right?" she says.

"Nope!" the little boy cries, happy that he has fooled his teacher.

"I give up," she says. "What is it?"

The little boy shouts, "It's a puppy!"

,, hahahaa,,, omg,,, SICK!