boy playing with his electric train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
Please Login to post comments| On May 3rd 2007 hematiteangel Said: |
| Yeah, I remembered hearing it a long time ago, but it's still funny nonetheless!!
~*~Alyssa~*~ |
| On May 1st 2007 Pidge180 Said: |
| haha cheers everyone |
| On April 27th 2007 Autumnr1 Said: |
| hey now i liked that one! |
| On April 27th 2007 lacrossegirly Said: |
| LOL major points for you! |
| On April 27th 2007 lal0ka86 Said: |
| hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o shit |
| On April 27th 2007 cutechik94 Said: |
| haha. thats funny |
| On April 27th 2007 gigglehottie Said: |
| nice |
| On April 27th 2007 Anita2006 Said: |
| well i think the boy got in trouble and got his train taken away for a while longer than 2 hours
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| On April 27th 2007 reapersheart Said: |
| i think he got that train taken away lol |
| On April 25th 2007 jayen427 Said: |
| lol, i think tat the kid got slapped. >.< that's good. |
| On April 25th 2007 R3DROX Said: |
| lol that is so funny. |
| On April 25th 2007 freaki1225 Said: |
| lol
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| On April 25th 2007 laceyrae1988 Said: |
| is that a little johnny joke ?
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| On April 25th 2007 pajsoccer Said: |
| hahahahashahahaha. omg funny ended not expected |
| On April 25th 2007 kar226 Said: |
| Good kid |
| On April 25th 2007 dummy505 Said: |
| I'VE ALREADY HEARD IT 3 TIMES |
| On April 25th 2007 akfdjkajf Said: |
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| Funnny |
| On April 25th 2007 RagdollKirstie Said: |
| i have heard this before but i still laughed! |
| On April 25th 2007 Zeblackcat Said: |
| I think this one is Brilliant x3!
Better then most of the tops |
| On April 25th 2007 madde123 Said: |
| hahahaha |
| On April 25th 2007 Kimberlyswindo Said: |
| That was Great!!! |
| On April 25th 2007 candywwjd Said: |
| rofl!!! loved this one!!! |
| On April 25th 2007 ilovemysondev Said: |
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| LMAO that was funny! |
| On April 25th 2007 tswieberg Said: |
| LMAO......bad boy!!!!! |
