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Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the local Catholic School. After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious look on his face. He doesn't kiss his mother hello. Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying. Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it and to her surprise, little Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her curiosity. She goes to his room and says: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his head. "Well then" , she replies, "was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?". Little Tommy looks at her and says, "Well, on the first day of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."

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On April 13th 2008 cherokee95 Said :
cherokee95 krandt00 the guy on the cross was JESUS!!
On March 30th 2008 ilovemusic Said :
ilovemusic lmao
On March 5th 2008 monkey892 Said :
monkey892 I laughed
On March 3rd 2008 geli01 Said :
geli01 lol, even tho this is ALREADY POSTED, its still great =]
On March 3rd 2008 sloppyramen Said :
sloppyramen haha- that wasn't a bit sacriligious even!
On March 3rd 2008 x1ChristiLeigh Said :
x1ChristiLeigh awww wow yea it was definitely Jesus on the cross
On March 3rd 2008 krandt00 Said :
krandt00 haha this is funny kinda but its also bumd because the guy who was naild to the plus was god or jesus