Email
Password

Created By

Rate this Joke

+18

Embed

Actions

Three Envelopes

Views(588) Created(3-3-08) Category ( One )

After being fired, a man was talking to his successor. "If you run into any problems, there are three envelopes in your desk. Open the first one if something bad happens. Open the second one if something really bad happens. Open the third one only if a serious crisis happens." The new guy thanked him. A couple of weeks later, something bad happened, and the new guy opened the first envelope. Inside was a note reading, "Blame the problem on your predecessor." He did, and it worked, he was off the hook. A few weeks after that, something really bad happened, so he opened the second envelope. It also contained a note, which read, "Blame the problem on the system." He did so, and was let off the hook again. A week later, a serious crisis happened. He opened the third envelope; there was a note inside. It said, "Prepare three envelopes..."

Please Login to post comments
On May 29th 2008 Nyx66 Said :
my picture
17.. i got it
On March 5th 2008 mitchy8125 Said :
mitchy8125 13, and i get it!
On March 5th 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 15 BLONDE and I get it!
On March 4th 2008 SmartAzngirl Said :
SmartAzngirl 12 and you people are so dumb. it means write those 3 envlopes becuase hes gonna be fired
On March 4th 2008 Panda224 Said :
Panda224 Lol. Nice... I get it. -Is 15-
On March 3rd 2008 krandt00 Said :
krandt00 im 12 and i seriously dont get the freaking joke but i think its dumd though!!!!!!
On March 3rd 2008 meggy77195 Said :
my picture
I AM 11 AND DO NOT GET IT IS HE GONNA GET FIRED?