Email
Password

Created By

Rate this Joke

+52

Embed

Actions

30 Years of Marriage

Views(862) Created(2-29-08) Category ( Dirty )

A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.

She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"

I Always ask plz hit vote if you like this one thanx



Please Login to post comments
On March 2nd 2008 2sEXyforu Said :
my picture
damn thats alot of lies
On March 2nd 2008 sballprincess9 Said :
sballprincess9 lmao!!!
On March 2nd 2008 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 Omg thats horrible for the hubby to do!
On March 2nd 2008 unknown2342 Said :
my picture
hmmm....i feel like i read this the other day...except it was the wife and with beans
On March 2nd 2008 punkchick2008 Said :
punkchick2008 LMAO! funny sucks for her though
On March 2nd 2008 beccamesser Said :
beccamesser aw that's bad. hilarious hahahahaha ;D nice
On March 1st 2008 Ray3228 Said :
Ray3228 funny
On March 1st 2008 thekoolkid13 Said :
thekoolkid13 lol holy shit dude.
On February 29th 2008 hippiesr0ck241 Said :
hippiesr0ck241 i didnt like it a t all sry but this isnt ur best!
On February 29th 2008 BaileeClare Said :
BaileeClare OMG. that's horrible!! lol.
On February 29th 2008 SwiftAssassin Said :
my picture
lol funny as hell
On February 29th 2008 mylovekicksass Said :
my picture
that was hella funny
On February 29th 2008 poemprincess Said :
poemprincess wow I would kill him. but that was funny.