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Tough Cowboy?

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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On March 30th 2008 ilovemusic Said :
ilovemusic lmao
On March 23rd 2008 TiffHall101 Said :
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the was so funny lol
On March 7th 2008 LizWinker93 Said :
LizWinker93 ha funny
On March 3rd 2008 hotmatty180 Said :
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that was funny n stupid tho lol
On March 2nd 2008 sballprincess9 Said :
sballprincess9 lmffao...
On March 2nd 2008 InvisibleFlame Said :
InvisibleFlame I love this!!!
On March 2nd 2008 punkchick2008 Said :
punkchick2008 lol loved it :-)
On March 2nd 2008 beccamesser Said :
beccamesser haha what a loser ;) lol I like it
On March 2nd 2008 MikeyLH Said :
MikeyLH Awesome joke!
On March 1st 2008 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 nice one!!!!
On March 1st 2008 thekoolkid13 Said :
thekoolkid13 lol funny
On February 29th 2008 WooHoooPooHoo Said :
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Stupid!!
On February 29th 2008 sportsfreak12 Said :
sportsfreak12 *american history*
On February 29th 2008 sportsfreak12 Said :
sportsfreak12 yea the way my american teacher tells it is WAY better! and he used that one as one of his friday cheesy jokes so if im saying his was sucky but better than yours than yours REALLY sucks!
On February 29th 2008 BaileeClare Said :
BaileeClare oh this is too cute. :) i love it.