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Penguin with a filty mind

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A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So, he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.

The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some frozen fish sticks and some vanilla ice cream for lunch, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen foods section.

After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop. Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, "Looks like you've blown a seal."

The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, "No, it's just vanilla ice cream."

 

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On July 17th 2008 ktothet193 Said :
ktothet193 lolll
On June 22nd 2008 AngelBaby352 Said :
AngelBaby352 lol thats a good one!!
On June 13th 2008 Tomboycutie333 Said :
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1. i don't get it. 2. that was really lame. 3. your dumb.
On June 7th 2008 Layynuhh01 Said :
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wow.that was probably the most dumb joke ive ever heard in my lifetime. And wtf,Penguins cant talk or drive.Next time,use humans genius.
On June 5th 2008 naenae765 Said :
naenae765 Too Funny
On June 1st 2008 meritone Said :
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meh...
On May 26th 2008 NoMoreInk Said :
NoMoreInk ...?
On May 13th 2008 tiggabear911 Said :
tiggabear911 lol
On May 8th 2008 Brandy6320 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On April 26th 2008 jaimek87 Said :
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Haha!!! That's great!!!!!!!
On March 29th 2008 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 lol dats funny
On March 22nd 2008 gothicmurder13 Said :
gothicmurder13 hahah thats a good one lol
On March 16th 2008 DemonicTink Said :
DemonicTink thats hilarious
On March 12th 2008 muffinbobeat48 Said :
muffinbobeat48 Oh. HA.
On March 11th 2008 malaysianacces Said :
malaysianacces huh