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Ever tried doggy style?

Views(1478) Created(7-7-07) Category ( Dirty )

Two guys were sharing a car home from work one day. Traffic was crawling along and they are both a bit bored. The driver, looking around suddenly points at two dogs having sex in someone's front lawn.

"Look", he shouts "What are the those dogs doing? Are they fighting?"

The passenger, surprised at his colleague naivety, replies "They are having sex. Don't tell me that you have never had sex doggie style before?".

The driver, a bit embarrassed, admits that he never has.

So the passenger says "You have to try it. It's really good. Here's what you do. Tonight when you get home, get your wife a large gin and tonic and then suggest that you want to try this new sexual position."

The driver thinks a bit and then decides he will give it a try.

So the next morning, the two commuters are back in the car and the passenger asks "Well. How did it go?"

To which the driver replies "It was great; but it took me six gin and tonics just to get her naked in the front lawn."



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On December 2nd 2007 AshleyHaley19 Said :
AshleyHaley19 funny
On October 7th 2007 EvilRaven9892 Said :
EvilRaven9892 Lol that was funny
On July 9th 2007 vballlova2 Said :
vballlova2 :) it was ight
On July 9th 2007 Jenisia Said :
Jenisia omg damn idiot it would take me 8
On July 9th 2007 41565454154157 Said :
41565454154157 hahahhahah
On July 9th 2007 k8tbuggie Said :
k8tbuggie ewwwwwww but funny very funny
On July 9th 2007 mstngldy Said :
mstngldy thats great
On July 9th 2007 undiie Said :
undiie Nice.
On July 9th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies ok its not the best but it still made me smile
On July 9th 2007 aviateress Said :
aviateress oooh LoL!!!! omg he is so stupid!
On July 9th 2007 kiffin1722 Said :
kiffin1722 lmao wow
On July 9th 2007 krjh Said :
krjh haha!
On July 7th 2007 Hollwood2 Said :
Hollwood2 lol
On July 7th 2007 lcfawn Said :
lcfawn emolover....dogs were having sex in the yard...the driver told him to the try that position...think about it...btw...not funny
On July 7th 2007 Belle1718 Said :
Belle1718 omg that dudes stupid