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Very Rude Joke

Views(1672) Created(7-2-07) Category ( Dirty )

A guy had never had sex before, so his buddies set him up with this
whore for a couple of hours. He really had NO clue, and when she sat
down on the bed completely naked, she says, "Do you know what I want?"
He looks at her and says, "No" and then she lies down on the bed and
starts rubbing her breasts and moaning she says, "do you know what
I want?" And he says, "No" So then she spreads her legs *wide open* and
starts fingering herself and says, "NOW do you know what I want?" And
he says, "Yeah - you want the whole fucking bed to yourself!"

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On December 2nd 2007 AshleyHaley19 Said :
AshleyHaley19 funny
On August 18th 2007 darthkronik420 Said :
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LMFAO!!!!
On August 10th 2007 Karyna69 Said :
Karyna69 LMAO
On July 4th 2007 ieatpuppies Said :
ieatpuppies ok...
On July 4th 2007 xCiNNAKiTTix Said :
xCiNNAKiTTix ...uh...*speechless*...stupid guy or gay guy???...
On July 4th 2007 sobrien88 Said :
sobrien88 Wow, there are alot of babies on here. "omg, that is a sick joke." Whoopty friggin do, go cry to ur mom about it!!!!! I thought it was HILARIOUS!! LMFAO! of course the two year olds wouldnt because they wouldnt get it in the first place!
On July 3rd 2007 Christgurl86 Said :
Christgurl86 Um. sorry not to be mean but no laughing.
On July 2nd 2007 lild00 Said :
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y wuld u pos that
On July 2nd 2007 pqhtm Said :
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Wow
On July 2nd 2007 S3Xii14 Said :
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haha. wow.
On July 2nd 2007 sassygirl4u Said :
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lol
On July 2nd 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe kinda funny.
On July 2nd 2007 CLP64 Said :
CLP64 selfish whore lol jk
On July 2nd 2007 wetflame05 Said :
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maybe he is gay ..but as far as it go ..it was funny
On July 2nd 2007 jakeee911 Said :
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lol i know huh. prolly gay