New Girl On The Job

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Created(6-16-07)

Category ( Dirty )

The new hooker had just finished her first trick. When she came back down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the details. She said, "Well, he was a big, muscular and handsome marine."
"Well? What did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said, "I told him that a straight shag was £100, but he said he did not have that much. So, I told him a blow job would be £75, but he did not have that much either. Finally I said, 'Well how much do you have?' The marine said he only had £25. So, I told him, 'For £25, all I can give you is a hand job.' He agreed and after getting the finances straight, he pulled it out. I put one hand on it. Then, I put the other hand above that one."
She paused, raised her eyebrows, and then continues, "Then I put the first hand above the second hand..."
"Oh my God!" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge! Then what did you do?"
"I loaned him £75!"

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On August 10th 2007 Karyna69 Said :

	LMFAO my grama luved it!!! lol

On June 18th 2007 tjrome02 Said :

	lmao!!1

On June 18th 2007 undertakerp Said :

	lol thats funny

On June 17th 2007 grieveedge Said :

	kool

On June 16th 2007 TheFrogPrinces Said :

	that kind of math, she'll never make any money....

On June 16th 2007 spazgurlmonkey Said :

	thats just kinda sad when a hooker has to loan you then money...

On June 16th 2007 santasmyhomie Said :

	i actually got it. Doesn't it mean , that because i was so big she loan him $75 to go all the way since he allready paid $25. and 75 plus 25, would be a hundred..

On June 16th 2007 santasmyhomie Said :

	i actually got it. Doesn't it mean , that because i was so big she loan him $75 to go all the way since he allready paid $25. and 75 plus 25, would be a hundred..

On June 16th 2007 teenak916 Said :

	ok...wut?

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