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What Shall We Call The Baby?

Views(1594) Created(6-16-07) Category ( Dirty )

A 16-year-old girl finally had the opportunity to go to a party by herself. Since she was very good-looking, she was a bit nervous about what to do if boys hit on her. Her mom said, "It's very easy! Whenever a boy starts hitting on you, you ask him, 'What will be the name of our baby?' That'll scare them off." So off she went. After a little while at the party, a boy started dancing with her, and little by little he started kissing her and touching her. She asked him, "What will our baby be called?" The boy found some excuse and disappeared. Some time later, the same thing happened again: a boy started to kiss her neck, her shoulders... She stopped him and asked about the baby's name, and he ran off. Later on, another boy invited her for a walk. After a few minutes, he started kissing her, and she asked him, "What will our baby be called?" He continued, now slowly taking her clothes off. "What will our baby be called?" she asked once more. He began to have sex with her. "What will our baby be called?!" she asked again. After he was done, he took off his "full" condom, gave it a knot, and said, "If he gets out of this one... Houdini "

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On June 18th 2007 Conly81 Said :
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Dani200916 I finally found an original joke that I haven't heard and on th plus side it was also funny! You don't fins these often.
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On June 16th 2007 acecustodio Said :
acecustodio good one.. something original!!
On June 16th 2007 girrocks1220 Said :
girrocks1220 hilarious