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Pepper Orgasam!

Views(731) Created(6-14-07) Category ( Dirty )

A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet which is getting ready to take off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes the end of his penis off with his handkerchief. He zips up, and continues reading his magazine.

The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again, unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief.

The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude, and if you do it again, I am going to call the flight attendant and have you removed from this plane.

He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare, embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every time I sneeze."

The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are you taking for it?"

"Pepper," he answers.

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On June 14th 2007 marthalover Said :
marthalover WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 14th 2007 marthalover Said :
marthalover smart guy
On June 14th 2007 krjh Said :
krjh pretty good
On June 14th 2007 Jenisia Said :
Jenisia i got it but its a lil dry
On June 14th 2007 bethany5665444 Said :
bethany5665444 OMG
On June 14th 2007 pinkpanther93 Said :
pinkpanther93 hahahhaaa
On June 14th 2007 Playmate169 Said :
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lol
On June 14th 2007 DjKristie Said :
DjKristie WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 14th 2007 PaulyBrittain Said :
PaulyBrittain To any1 that doesnt get it if you had an orgasam every time you sneezed wouldnt you sniff pepper!
On June 14th 2007 cassiegiraffe Said :
cassiegiraffe hahah!
On June 14th 2007 sexiicarrie34 Said :
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i dont get it
On June 14th 2007 Darkkilla194 Said :
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It Sucks Balls Just Like U When U Suck Little Boy Balls!!
On June 14th 2007 Darkkilla194 Said :
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It Sucks Balls Just Like U When U Suck Little Boy Balls!!
On June 14th 2007 luvmybbyboy Said :
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figures
On June 14th 2007 sexykeeley101 Said :
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fucking love it!