Broken Leg

A bloke stops by to visit his mate who has a broken leg.

His friend says, “my feet are freezing would you mind going to get my slippers from upstairs?”

The guy goes upstairs, and there in front of him are his mate’s lovely twin 18-year-old daughters.

“Hi girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you both.”

The first daughter say’s “that cant be true”

“I’ll prove it” he says.

So he shouts down the stairs, “Both of them?”

His mate yells back “Of course both of them.”