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Magic Mirror

Views(338) Created(6-13-07) Category ( Dirty )

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash... and then his legs fall off!


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On June 14th 2007 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 heard it before but it's still pretty funny
On June 13th 2007 jillie4evabib Said :
jillie4evabib already heard
On June 13th 2007 spunkymonkey52 Said :
my picture
LOL!