Bitch & Pussy
A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about “pussy,” and their “bitch.” The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother. “Mom, what’s a pussy?”
The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.” The son then asks “What’s a bitch?” The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.”
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?” The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of his wife naked, grabs a marker and draws a circle around her vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!”
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?”
The dad replies, "Evrything outside the circle."
The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.” The son then asks “What’s a bitch?” The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.”
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?” The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of his wife naked, grabs a marker and draws a circle around her vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!”
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?”
The dad replies, "Evrything outside the circle."
Please Login to post comments| On July 3rd 2008 dcmartin21 Said: |
| ha funny |
| On June 24th 2008 neo25 Said: |
| aw dude now that is comedy |
| On April 6th 2008 jessi9509runit Said: |
| hahaha |
| On March 3rd 2008 Univarsity Said: |
| lol. What is a bitch ass pussy then? lol jk |
| On February 3rd 2008 PorshaS Said: |
| lol that good |
| On November 23rd 2007 piratesrule78 Said: |
| hahaha thats funny |
| On September 6th 2007 safeharbour13 Said: |
| hahaha, great joke! lol really funny, XD |
| On May 5th 2007 tswieberg Said: |
| LMAO...so mean! |
| On April 27th 2007 drowningnlove Said: |
| lmao!!! That is rich! I love it |
| On April 14th 2007 MorSidAsh Said: |
| LMAO!!! |
