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Bitch & Pussy

Views(387) Created(4-14-07) Category ( Men )

A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about “pussy,” and their “bitch.” The boy, confused by this, approaches his mother. “Mom, what’s a pussy?”
The mother, startled by this, thinks quick and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says “Son, that is a pussy.” The son then asks “What’s a bitch?” The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says “Son, this is a bitch.”
The son walks away still confused, and sees his father watching television. The son walks up to his father and says “Dad, what’s a pussy?” The father doesn’t want to miss the baseball game so he quickly whips out a copy of his wife naked, grabs a marker and draws a circle around her vagina and says “Son, this is a pussy!”
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks “Then, what is a bitch?”
The dad replies, "Evrything outside the circle."

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On July 3rd 2008 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 ha funny
On June 24th 2008 neo25 Said :
neo25 aw dude now that is comedy
On April 6th 2008 jessi9509runit Said :
jessi9509runit hahaha
On March 3rd 2008 Univarsity Said :
Univarsity lol. What is a bitch ass pussy then? lol jk
On February 3rd 2008 PorshaS Said :
PorshaS lol that good
On November 23rd 2007 piratesrule78 Said :
piratesrule78 hahaha thats funny
On September 6th 2007 safeharbour13 Said :
safeharbour13 hahaha, great joke! lol really funny, XD
On May 5th 2007 tswieberg Said :
tswieberg LMAO...so mean!
On April 27th 2007 drowningnlove Said :
drowningnlove lmao!!! That is rich! I love it
On April 14th 2007 MorSidAsh Said :
MorSidAsh LMAO!!!