She was so blonde tat..

It took her months to figure out that she could use her AM Radio at night.

At the bottom of the application where it says, "Sign Here", she put "Sagittarius".

She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

She was staring at the frozen orange juice because it said, "Concentrate".

She thought a Quarterback was a Refund.

She studied for a blood test and failed.

She thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'Walk & Don't Walk'.

She looked into a box of Cheerios and said, "Oh, look donut seeds!"

When she was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left', she turned around and went home.

When she heard that 90% of all the crimes were committed around the home, she moved.

She tried to commit suicide by jumping of the basement window.

she jumped over a cliff cuz she thought her maxi pad had wings