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Things u DONT say to a grl

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'Are you religious? Because I'm the answer to all your prayers!'

'You know, the more I drink, the prettier you get!'

'Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?'

'My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off your blouse in public.'

'Do you have a library card? Because I want to check you out!'

'Your Dad must be a drug dealer, because you're dope!'

'Excuse me miss, is your dress felt? Would you like it to be?'

'You know, beauty is only a light switch away.'

'Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes!'

'Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!'

'Would you like to dance? (No.) 'I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me. I said, you look fat in those pants.'
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On July 3rd 2008 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 any guy that would say thay junk is just beging to get kicked were it hurts
On April 6th 2008 jessi9509runit Said :
jessi9509runit wow
On February 12th 2008 babygurl161991 Said :
babygurl161991 lol you should talk to my bf, hes got some funny ones
On February 8th 2008 xxdarkprincess Said :
xxdarkprincess i would be mad if a guy said any of these to me good one
On January 10th 2008 CGS4LyF3 Said :
CGS4LyF3 LMAO i LKE THA LiGHT SWiTCH ONE DATSZ FUNNY =D
On September 6th 2007 safeharbour13 Said :
safeharbour13 you`ve done it again! joke master,lol.