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Keep Your Condoms In The Car

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My Girls Little Sister....


My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There
was only one little thing bothering me. It was her
beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.
One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just
once before I got married and committed my life to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get
me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law
hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is...



...Always keep your condoms in your car.

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On July 3rd 2008 dcmartin21 Said :
dcmartin21 haha thats so funny, it would be temting not to bang the lil sis but i think i got enough will power not to but i wonder if thay make a underdash mount condom despenser lol
On June 13th 2008 kristine1246 Said :
kristine1246 omggggg hahahaahaha
On June 4th 2008 xHickChick789x Said :
xHickChick789x lol
On May 31st 2008 justthegirlxox Said :
justthegirlxox lmfao.
On February 12th 2008 babygurl161991 Said :
babygurl161991 lol, funny, i loved it
On January 21st 2008 Carey2010 Said :
Carey2010 def heard it before. Someone else posted it too.. but its still funny everytime i hear it! haha
On September 6th 2007 safeharbour13 Said :
safeharbour13 LMFAO!!! AMAZING JOKE
On August 14th 2007 LostSoul1121 Said :
LostSoul1121 lol
On May 16th 2007 criminal911 Said :
criminal911 that is very nice, very funny
On March 19th 2007 fhdjufbskfthdf Said :
fhdjufbskfthdf awwww! that was a good joke.