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Christmas Cop!

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On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike.

The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

The kid said, "Yeah."

The cop said, "Well, next year, tell Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20 bicycle safety violation ticket.

The kid took the ticket.

Before he rode off he said, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"

Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah, he sure did."

The kid said, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."



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On May 16th 2007 QueenSharpie Said :
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XD
On January 1st 2007 stfu345 Said :
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But . . I don't get it ._.;
On December 31st 2006 teHsociaLcode Said :
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Hahaa!
On December 29th 2006 thinlizzy Said :
thinlizzy niccce
On December 19th 2006 LySsAjAnElL Said :
LySsAjAnElL that was hilarous. i love it. haha
On December 18th 2006 ckitts10982 Said :
ckitts10982 Nice! I wish I had balls like that!
On December 18th 2006 jessiegietz Said :
jessiegietz ha ha very funny
On December 18th 2006 milika1 Said :
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lil kid got some come back jokes...
On December 18th 2006 Larisa259 Said :
Larisa259 Smart kid!
On December 18th 2006 coletakach3686 Said :
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so true.
On December 18th 2006 Tijah013 Said :
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It's funny
On December 18th 2006 Rboggs85 Said :
Rboggs85 That is soooooo funny!!!
On December 18th 2006 cowboyup1984 Said :
cowboyup1984 i like this funny
On December 18th 2006 Texx75 Said :
Texx75 FUNNY!! I would Have done the same thing if i were that kid!!