Yo mamma jokes

Yo mama's so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued..

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"