Go Out with a BANG!

There were 3 construction workers working on a 20 story building, a Mexican, an Italian, and a blonde man.

They were sitting down at lunch and the Mexican opens his lunch to find a burrito. "Damn, I hate burritos. Every day I get burritos. If i get a burrito tomorrow I'm gonna jump of this building."

The italian opens his lunch to find spaghetti. "Damn, I hate spaghetti. Every day its spaghetti, If i get spaghetti tomorrow I'm jumping of this building."

The blonde man opens his lunch to find a bologna sandwich. "Damn, I hate bologna. Every day its bologna. If I get bologna tomorrow I'm jumping off this building."

The next day comes and the same 3 men sit down for lunch on the 20th floor. The mexican opens his lunch and finds a burrito, so he jumps off the building and dies. The italian opens his lunch to find spaghetti, then jumps off the buliding and dies. The blonde man opens his lunch to find bologna, then jumps off the building and dies.

A few days later at the funeral the wives of the 3 men are sitting on the front row. The mexican wife in the midst of tears says "If i knew he hated burritos so much I wouldn't have fixed anymore for him." The italian wife says in tears "If i knew he hated spaghetti so much I wouldn't have fixed it anymore". The blonde mans wife remains silent for a long time. The other two wives keep looking at her for the next 20 minutes or so, wondering. Finally the blonde mans wife says "Hey, don't look at me, he fixed his own damned lunch!!!"