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10 Commandments of a Teenager

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 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


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On May 20th 2008 N5607 Said :
N5607 Holy canoly, that's awesome
On May 3rd 2008 McRrOxMySoX8 Said :
McRrOxMySoX8 lol The last one is hilarious!
On May 3rd 2008 guiltyasgod Said :
guiltyasgod thats bitchin
On May 2nd 2008 KelseyxCook Said :
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love it!
On May 2nd 2008 deshanna13 Said :
deshanna13 hell naw!lol!!dey all crazy as hell!lmao
On May 2nd 2008 XxbloodstainxX Said :
XxbloodstainxX That's one of the best jokes I've seen in awhile.
On May 1st 2008 tinkerbell8794 Said :
tinkerbell8794 lol i love it
On May 1st 2008 TheBranster Said :
TheBranster you know if you miss a number of days court gets involved and alotta shit goes down. and alcohol isnt so great in the hands of teens that abuse it. car crashes, death, rape, hang over, LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS AHHH!! and i guess stealign is fun, if you like goin' ta juvie. and, why not destroy wal-mart while were at it? yes, more time in jail is fun fun! lets also let old people die! oh, and hooters isnt a strip joint. just girls in tight shirts and short-shorts serving delicious hot meals.
On May 1st 2008 jetlee26 Said :
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On May 1st 2008 BiPolarKid Said :
BiPolarKid Awsome XD
On May 1st 2008 AllyDiedToday Said :
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lol.. hilarious.
On May 1st 2008 JustifyMisery Said :
JustifyMisery HA lol thats great!
On May 1st 2008 AnimaniacAsh Said :
AnimaniacAsh they all cracked me up, I LOVE them!!!!!! -Ash