Blueberry Hill

A boy comes in with his clothes wrinkled 5 minutes late for high school. The teacher says, "Where have you been?" and the boy responds, "On Blueberry Hill." The teacher tells the boy to sit down.

The second boy comes in with his shirt partly open but with the buttons in the wrong places 10 minutes late for high school. The teacher says, "Where have you been?!" and the boy replys, "On Blueberry Hill." The teacher tells him to sit down.

The third boy comes in with no shirt on at all 15 minutes late for high scool. The teacher yells, "Where have YOU been!?!" and the boy replys, "On Blueberry Hill." The teacher tells him to sit down.

A young lady comes in. The teacher announces, "We have a brand new student, class! What was your name?" and the girl replys, "Blueberry Hill."