LOL.

I hereby wish to declare that there are no rainbows at night.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"

Chuck Norris's calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.

Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion.

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Man i think i've had to many cones lately.