Getting Old

Morris an 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks
him how he’s feeling.
"I’ve never been better," he replies. "I’ve got a twenty two year old bride
who’s pregnant with my child! . . .What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a
story. I know a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But,
one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella
instead of his gun. So he’s walking in the woods near a creek and
suddenly spots a beaver in some bush in front of him. He raises up his
umbrella, points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle...
*BAM* The beaver drops dead in front of him."
"That’s impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "Someone else must
have shot that beaver."
"EXACTLY!"