What Not to Name Your Children

An indian family we're just sitting there and the little boy looks up at his mother and says, "how did we get our names?" His mother said "Well, it's very simple, when your oldest brother was born your father said the first thing I see when I go outside will be our children's names. So he went outside and saw an Eagle in the sky and so his name is Soaring Eagle. When your younger brother was born your father went outside and saw a buffalo running so his name is Running Buffalo." She looked down at her curious and youngest child and said "Why do ask Two Dogs Fucking?"