Jump Boy

this guy was talking to his buddy’s about the strict tests of the army and he passed all but one. and they said wich one. he said he had to jump out of an airplane 1000 feet down into the ocean without a parachute. They said to him "Wow did you jump" and he said "No". and what happend next and he said I told the drill sargeant "Fuck u I will not jump sir" and they said "Wow what did he say" he told me "Boy u see the guy behind u he’s 7 feet tall has a foot long dick and he is gonna ram it up your ass boy u don’t goddamn jump!!!! and the said"Wow well did u jump?" and he said "Well a little at first"