Plane Ride

As a plane was taking off, the pilot come on the P.A. system and said "ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I hope you enjoy your flight. Stewartess please take your places. Ladies and Gentlemen, they are here to help. IF you need anything call on one of them." After that, the pilot hung the receiver up but forgot to turn it off. He leaned back in his chair and said alright I think I’m gonna take a SHIT and fuck one of the flight attendants. And the whole plane heard it. Well one of the flight attendants in the back of the plane came running up to the pilot to tell him to turn the speaker off. while running, she tripped and fell into one of the aisles. A passenger, an old lady, said ."there aint no need in running honey...you heard he was gonna take a shit first."