Period

This guy was at a club tryin to pick up women. He started danceing with one and after about 30 minutes he tells her " hey lets go back to my place". she replies "okay, but i gotta warn u im on my period.’’ the guy says "alright" and then they went back to his house. the next morning the guy wakes up to find that she had already left. but he notices that there is blood all over his sheets. the guy thinks to himself "oh no i must have hurt her" he gets up out of bed and walks into the bathroom. there is blood everywhere, in the shower, on the floor, in the sink. he then says"i think i killed her" he turns to face the mirror and he sees that he has blood all over his mouth and he yells out "Oh my god, i ate her!!!"