Guy Fucks A chicken

Billy Bob just got done witha long day on the farm and that ight he goes in to town hoping to get some.So he went to the whore house and talked to the guy behind the counter.

"Whaca got tonight?" BIlly Asked.

"NOthing all the prostitues are on strike so i guess your out of luck tnight."

"Fuck i drove all the way here for nothing."

"Well we do have a chicken."

Billy asks"How much?"

"10 Dollars."

Billy took the chicken. Once he was done the guy asked.

"how was it"

"Better than i thought it'd be, but i'll be back next week for the real thing."

So next week he comes back in and the prositutes are still on strike but there was a show with two lesbians.

He goes into this room with a window and on the other side there is two lesbian doing there thing.

So he sits down and about halfway through the show he nudges the guy next to him and says .  "I think i got my moneys worth."

The other guy response.

"no way man last week there was a guy in here fucking a chicken."