Cowboy and a Minister

A pompous minister sits next to a cowboy on a flight across the states. After the plane had been airborne for half an hour, the air stewards pass through the cabin and take drink orders. The cowboy askes for a whisky and soda, which is placed before him. The flight attendent then asks the minister if he would like a drink. He replies in disgust: "Id rather be set upon by brazen whores then let liquor touch these lips." The cowboy immediately hands his drink back to the flight attendent and says: "woah, me too! I didn't know we had a choice!"