Mental Hospital

A visitor to the Mental Institution asked the directer how he decided which patients should be kept in. The directer said "We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub" The visitor said "Oh i see, a normal person  would choose the bucket, cause its the biggest" The directer said "No a normal person would pull the fucking plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"