Bowl of Chili

So there was three gay men whos life parners died and they were all creamated.  They were all contemplating what to do with the ashes.

"Well David was a salor" said the first "so Im going to spread his ashes out across the vast seas in memory"

"Sean was a piolot "said the second "so Im going to take a plane and let his ashes blow free in the skies, what are you going to do with Paul, Jacob"

Jacob thinks "Im going to pour him in a bowl of chili so he can tear my ass apart one last time"