JOB INTERVIEW

So a guy goes to his job interview right and he sits down to talk to the manager/ owner of the plaace. they start talking and the owner wants to get to know him a little better so he asks him a few personal questions the guy gets nervous and all beiing young and answers all the questions TRUTHFULLY. Then the manager / owner had asked him if he had any bad habits that he may want to know of which the guy answered "NO, I DONT DRINK, I DONT SMOKE NOR DO I CUS"..the owner is happy and the go on with their full on conversation. a while later the guy begins to get nervous like a crack head and cant take any more questions, he begins to search his pockets and the rest of his body and is all like "SON OF A BITCH I LEFT MY CIGARETTES IN THE FUCKING BAR"

LOL....HILARIOUS I KNOW...