Us Tennesseeans

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Tennessee;

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Tennessee.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Tennessee.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Tennessee.

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Knoxville for the weekend, you may live in Tennessee.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Tennessee.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Tennessee.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Tennessee.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Tennessee.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Tennessee.

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Tennessee

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Tennessee friends & others, you definitely live in Tennessee