At The Beach :)

There were these two people, a man and a woman. They had always worked at the same assembly line for 20 years. The woman had always hated the man because he had a farting problems. Every hour on the hour, he'd fart and the woman couldn't stand the smell. So one day, after not missing a day of work in about 20 years, she decided to take a day off to get away from the man. She went to the beach for a week and came back all happy from her vacation. The man then went up to her and declared, "You know, while you were gone I didn't fart not one time!" The woman was amazed and asked how he managed to do so. He replied, "Well I couldn't fart with my butthole all the way at the beach could I?"