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A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say," "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding... He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."


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On April 18th 2007 ShadowXall Said :
ShadowXall heh..
On April 3rd 2007 ilovesarah0101 Said :
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lol i wouldkill him
On April 3rd 2007 dog46679 Said :
dog46679 nice lol
On April 3rd 2007 blackflag486 Said :
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kinda predictable. but good.
On April 3rd 2007 werewolfimbri Said :
werewolfimbri Easy To Guess, But Still Cute.