Little Johny =)

A MOTHER WAS WORKING IN THE KITCHEN LISTENING TO HER YOUNG SON, LITTLE JOHNNY, PLAYING WITH HIS NEW ELECTRIC TRAIN IN THE LIVING ROOM. SHE HEARD THE TRAIN STOP AND LITTLE JOHNNY SAYING "ALL OF YOU WHO WANT TO GET OFF, GET THE HELL OFF NOW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STOP!, AND ALL OF YOU WHO ARE GETTING ON, GET YOUR ASS IN A SEAT CAUSE WERE GOING DOWN THE TRACKS."

THE HORRIFIED MOTHER WENT IN AND TOLD HER SON, "WE DONT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN THIS HOUSE. NOW I WANT YOU TO GO TO YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE FOR ONE HOUR. WHEN YOU COME OUT, YOU MAY PLAY WITH YOUR TRAIN...BUT I WANT YOU TO USE NICE LANGUAGE."
TWO HOURS LATER, LITTLE JOHNNY CAME OUT OF HIS BEDROOM AND RESUMED PLAYING WITH HIS TRAIN. SOON THE TRAIN STOPPED AND THE MOTHER HEARD HER SON SAY..."ALL PASSENGERS, PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR THINGS, THANK YOU AND HOPE YOUR TRIP WAS A PLEASANT ONE. WE HOPE YOU WILL RIDE WITH US AGAIN SOON."
SHE HEARD HER DARLING CONTINUE..."FOR THOSE OF YOU JUST BOARDING, REMEMBER THERE IS NO SMOKING ON THE TRAIN. WE HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASANT AND RELAXING JOURNEY WITH US TODAY."
AS THE MOTHER BEGAN TO SMILE LITTLE JOHNNY ADDED,"FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE PISSED OFF ABOUT THE ONE HOUR DELAY PLEASE SEE THE BITCH IN THE KITCHEN."