DOC, I have a problem!

A man went to see his doctor to complain about the large 25 - inch length of his penis.

The doctor asked his what's wrong and the man said, "my cock is 25 inches long sir. How can I make is a bit smaller since no woman wants sexual intercourse with me".

The doctor replies, "OH! You have to go visit the witch down in the forest! She has the best answers!!"

"Okie dokie", the man says hurrying to the forrest.

There she was. The witch sitting on her dark chair in the woods. The man steps forward and says, "Hello witch! I have a problem. My cock is 25 inches long! What can I do to shrink it?".

The witch laughs replying, "The old ' I can't get women ' story. This is what you do moron: run down to the purple frog at the white pond where the golden trees are. Everytime you ask the frog, "Will you marry me?", the frog will say "no". Each time the frog says, "No", your penis is 5 inches smaller! 

"Gosh!!! golly gee! Thank you!!!".

So the man heads down to the pond. He peeks from the trees and spots the purple frog. The man yells, "Frog, will you marry me?". The frog says, "No". The man instantly felt a tingle in his pants and now he was at 20 inches.

The man being stunned, he asked again and again his penis went down 5 inches. Feeling cocky of himself, he thought the ladies might enjoy a 15 inch penis. He told himself one more try wouldn't hurt.

He calls again, "Frog, will you marry me???".

The Frog replies, "How many times do I have to tell you -- No, NO, and for the last time, NO!!!"