Why don't you Scratch it?

One day, a boy was on his 1st day of school in a new town.. and his teacher, Mrs Peterson, had him introduce himself.

Mrs. Peterson: "So what's your name young man?"

Boy: "Butichiz!!"

Mrs. Peterson: (In a stern voice)"now young man.. such language will not be tolerated. You go see the principal immediately!!"

He goes to see the Principal in his office...

Principal: "Okay, young man... just tell us what your name is and you can go back to class."

Boy: (In a frustrated voice) "Butichiz!!!"

Principal: "I regret to have to o this son, but I have to send you home. Go wait for the bus.."

After catching the bus for home and getting off on his street... Butichiz gets off the bus sadly and sulks across the street, not thinking to look both ways like his mother had taught him and he was struck down by a reckless driver who panicked and drove away.. the only "witness" beig an elderly woman.. Seconds later his mother came rushing out of her house in horror...

 Mother: Butichiz !!! my poor poor Butches!! Help!! someone help!!! My poor Butichiz !!!

Elderly Woman: (in a cranky tone) "Then why don't you scratch it ?!?"