Sandwich

This girl and her boyfriend on the top bunk of a bunk bed. There friend is on the bottom bunk fast asleep. The boyfriend asked ''Do you want to do it.'' The girl friend says ''No if he hears the moaning he'll wake up.'' So the boyfriend says ''Okay...how about if you want me to speed up just yell tomato and if you want me to slow down just yell lettuce.'' The girl replies okay and they get down to buisness. She's yellin ''Tomato tomato tomato. Lettuce lettuce.

The next morning the boyfriend and his girlfriend are in the kitchen when their friend comes in from just waking up. He says ''You two need to stop staying up all night making sandwiches....you got mayonnaise all over me.