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Views(3457) Created(7-14-06) Category ( Women )

A woman is shopping for a pet as a gift for her husband, but she is concerned that the prices that the Pet Shop are charging are very high. She goes to the clerk and explains her concern. "Well, I have a frog in the back that I can let you have for $50," the clerk says. "$50?" the woman replies. "That seems terribly expensive for a frog.” "Well, this frog is worth it. It's been trained to give blow jobs." The woman is stunned, but because her husband loves this sort of sex, and because she is not particularly fond of gorfing cock, she decides the frog might be a good investment. She buys the frog, brings it home, presents it to her husband, and explains its special value. The husband is skeptical, but promises he'll give the frog a try that night. The woman goes to sleep happily knowing she won't be bothered by her husband that night. She is suddenly awakened by a clatter coming from the kitchen. She goes downstairs and finds the frog and her husband pulling out pots and pans and poring over cookbooks. "What are you two doing down here?" she asks. Her husband responds, "If I can teach this frog to cook, you're out of here!"

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On May 8th 2008 Atlangel5 Said :
Atlangel5 haha the dude dumping your ass
On May 1st 2008 teecka Said :
teecka that is so freakin funny
On March 24th 2008 TheEmoGangsta Said :
TheEmoGangsta lol ddue thats funny
On March 13th 2008 SugarBunny331 Said :
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how mean. lol but funny. bet the woman didn't think so. lol
On January 20th 2008 stephni89 Said :
stephni89 thats sooo mean but hella funny
On December 15th 2007 DaKay Said :
DaKay That's really mean!! But yet funny :P
On December 6th 2007 BlonDBassist Said :
BlonDBassist oh burn!!!
On November 23rd 2007 xxxMusicDJooo Said :
xxxMusicDJooo ahhhh lolol
On November 8th 2007 tweetytweet101 Said :
tweetytweet101 stupid
On November 7th 2007 rocket2aaron Said :
rocket2aaron ewwww
On October 13th 2007 rina93 Said :
rina93 awww......thats mean.....:(
On September 19th 2007 angelabev Said :
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it made me laugh
On September 4th 2007 MRDRIZ Said :
MRDRIZ hahaha thats a good one
On July 2nd 2007 dutchboy17 Said :
dutchboy17 i laughed!
On June 13th 2007 pitbull1992 Said :
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that was funny it was mean to wemon but i guess she wasent to good it you get what im sayin
On May 30th 2007 sissa94 Said :
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dnt gt it
On April 25th 2007 reapersheart Said :
reapersheart lol
On April 22nd 2007 JuggalinLette Said :
JuggalinLette haha.
On April 16th 2007 AGREGL Said :
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PRETTY DARN FUNNY
On February 10th 2007 TaneshaNicole Said :
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that was gay by the way get a new joke
On February 4th 2007 vrsrtgdhbgfhng Said :
vrsrtgdhbgfhng hahahahahah thats fucked up
On January 20th 2007 skidude97 Said :
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funny
On December 23rd 2006 lordidiot Said :
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lol
On December 16th 2006 KeeraKaze Said :
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that is absolutely awsome! I laugh at her!
On December 13th 2006 atreyu1987 Said :
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i think its very funny, i guess some women are too stupid to understand the WOMEN jokes make fun of... OH MY GOD, WOMEN!!! don't like em then don't read em