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Drive Threw

Views(508) Created(7-14-06) Category ( Women )

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is
installing new "Drive-through" teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new
facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when
accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &
FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate
steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write deposit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.



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On October 27th 2007 seb22 Said :
seb22 haha that is so true i lovve it but seriously you chicks need to get over yourselves its MOTHERFUCKING JOKE retards J-O-K-E dont take it so goddamn seriously
On May 3rd 2007 KrunKris09 Said :
KrunKris09 stop being sissys* (SP) idk
On May 3rd 2007 KrunKris09 Said :
KrunKris09 DRIVE THREW is spelled THREW not THROUGH re re AND FYI: Im a girl to just ncase ya didnt know so stop being sissy...
On April 29th 2007 itrymes Said :
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i found this kind of offensive. it was sort of funny, but i don't think you are one to talk considering you cant even spell through.
On March 10th 2007 mrspina Said :
mrspina i dont like it! i was offended. yes their may be some women like that but the fact that in this joke it says that thas the instruction for that gender (all women) its even more offending. if i wasnt such a feminist i PROBABLY would of twat this was funny.
On February 15th 2007 j3niiffer Said :
j3niiffer wtf....woem r smartr that that
On January 31st 2007 Doug9009 Said :
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whoever posted this below me is a dumbass. it is a joke and true at that. but if you dont like the joke because it is sexist then you are looking in the wrong section for jokes.
On December 21st 2006 KrunKris09 Said :
KrunKris09 yea thats a good point.... This Joke is in the Woman jokes section so its "sexist" i gess you could say...but its just a joke... most jokes are based on stereotypes...blonde jokes for exmaple.....think b4 you say
On December 14th 2006 Getorix Said :
Getorix And they're supposed better drivers than men, according to Insurance Companies....but yet they can't do this in a few steps...and it's all true.
On December 13th 2006 atreyu1987 Said :
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Again i must say, WOMEN JOKES MAKE FUN OF WOMEN!!!!! if you think for 2 second i know you know or have at least seen a girl stupid enough to do something like this, GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!
On November 27th 2006 LocaChulaOsita Said :
LocaChulaOsita Oh my fucking God! Can you not say God Bless at the end of almost every fucking comment? Jesus Christ! This was a rather sexist joke.
On November 22nd 2006 KrunKris09 Said :
KrunKris09 i'm a girl so im not trying to be sexist....its just a JOKE....y do ppl take jokes so freakin' serious...geez =D God Bless Kris
On November 22nd 2006 jo144 Said :
jo144 not funny. rather sexist, a huge generalisation.
On November 21st 2006 lacee051 Said :
lacee051 i thinks its kinda stupid.. but im not always smart..lol
On November 18th 2006 nodogsjonah Said :
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SOOOOOO TRUE
On July 19th 2006 Jseek Said :
Jseek i like