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Dam Fish

Views(263) Created(11-26-07) Category ( Men )

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish.

He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale."

A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish.

The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."

The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish.

His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that."

The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish.

His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"



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On November 28th 2007 Seanvelez Said :
Seanvelez LOL
On November 27th 2007 megan2234 Said :
megan2234 love it da best:)
On November 26th 2007 beccaboo073189 Said :
beccaboo073189 that was funny, and for you dumb ppl... preachers, pastors, reverands, and rabbi's can marry and have kids, you're thinking of priests, nuns, and monks... all of the catholic religion and sworn to celibacy. gah. good joke! lol
On November 26th 2007 nickynicole901 Said :
nickynicole901 omg thats lmao funny
On November 26th 2007 Princesslacy14 Said :
Princesslacy14 preachers arent suppose to have a wife and kids.? wtf.
On November 26th 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot i thought preachers wernt supposed to be married and have kids? or is that just priest? or are they the same? anyways...funny lol
On November 26th 2007 leol0ve Said :
leol0ve thats hilarious!!!!