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Blonde Car Accident

Views(131215) Created(7-3-06) Category ( Blonde )

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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On July 6th 2008 prissy3498 Said :
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lol!!!!!
On June 29th 2008 EeyoreRulez Said :
EeyoreRulez lol.
On June 25th 2008 kennedie878 Said :
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lol hahaha!!!
On June 24th 2008 sexcstaceywoot Said :
sexcstaceywoot lmao hehehe
On June 23rd 2008 stefanieqt06 Said :
stefanieqt06 Wow that was stupid!!
On June 23rd 2008 ninafool22 Said :
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WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 22nd 2008 kbabii1 Said :
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wow...
On June 21st 2008 ddscats Said :
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i MUST be blonde- all i can think is poor girl
On June 21st 2008 lele8412 Said :
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LOVE IT..that's good..
On June 21st 2008 Kidojidoari Said :
Kidojidoari xD lol WTF! Retarded but funny! :D
On June 21st 2008 paigerockzz Said :
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I LIKE IT
On June 21st 2008 AmericanIdol22 Said :
AmericanIdol22 lmao. That was awesome.
On June 19th 2008 dementedpsycho Said :
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oh em gee so f'ing funny
On June 18th 2008 rollacoasta08 Said :
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LMAO
On June 17th 2008 bailey4283367 Said :
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that was really funny. Nice Job!