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Created: 07/03 2006
Category: Blonde
Type: Joke

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Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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On November 9th 2009 666DemonLord Said: 
666DemonLord ummm i dont get it?
On November 9th 2009 666DemonLord Said: 
666DemonLord ummm i dont get it?
On October 17th 2009 ypod Said: 
ypod wow
On August 27th 2009 coolkidrockout Said: 
coolkidrockout im blonde and that was funny to me
On August 25th 2009 FatalDesire22 Said: 
FatalDesire22 Um...okay..
On August 11th 2009 mrnobody606 Said: 
mrnobody606 ok no comment
On July 18th 2009 PhantomDream17 Said: 
PhantomDream17 oh wow she's dumb azz hell lol
On July 17th 2009 Thelittleninja Said: 
Thelittleninja hahaha!
On July 10th 2009 lamobalamo Said: 
lamobalamo haha luved it...its hilarious
On July 7th 2009 airee101 Said: 
airee101 ok, that was soo stupid... but it made me laugh sooo much. lmaoo (:
On June 28th 2009 Lynnben08 Said: 
my picture
LMFAO.....hahahahha
On June 21st 2009 TanazakiChan Said: 
TanazakiChan hahaha!!!
On June 17th 2009 scampzchik Said: 
scampzchik wow that blonde is stupid!
On June 17th 2009 scampzchik Said: 
scampzchik WHEN U R READING THIS DONT STOP OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN MY NAME IS SUMMER I AM 15 YEARS OLD i have BLONDE HAIR , SCARS no NOSE OR EARS I AM DEAD IF U DONT COPY THIS JUS LIKE FROM THE RING COPY N POST THIS ON 5 MORE SITES OR I WILL APPEAR ONE CREEPY NIGHT WEN UR NOT ExPECTING IT BY YOUR BED WITH A NIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SUMMET ING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U IF YOU POST THIS ON 5 MORE FLASH BOXES
On June 14th 2009 alexandria02 Said: 
alexandria02 lol hahahahahahahaha
On June 12th 2009 Lapickles1 Said: 
Lapickles1 OMG that is hilarios!
On June 9th 2009 munchkinangel Said: 
munchkinangel lmao! i herd this one i can't remember who told me it but yea!
On June 5th 2009 Jevi Said: 
Jevi LOL.
On June 2nd 2009 VballHottie94 Said: 
VballHottie94 LOL
On May 29th 2009 Karlyanne12 Said: 
Karlyanne12 I heard this one lol!
On May 14th 2009 Dragonslayer62 Said: 
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lol?
On May 13th 2009 SamanthaKatej Said: 
SamanthaKatej gifted
On May 9th 2009 megantheflirt Said: 
megantheflirt lol
On May 8th 2009 xHikarixlove Said: 
xHikarixlove LOL omg rofl
On May 5th 2009 EmeraldYakumo Said: 
EmeraldYakumo That's a blond for ya!