The midget in the whorehouse

A midget went into a whorehouse. None of the girls really wanted to service him, so finally they drew lots and Mitzi was the unlucky one who went up to the room with him.

A minute later, there was a loud scream. The Madam and all the girls charged up the staircase and into the room. Mitzi lay on the floor in a dead faint Standing next to the bed was the midget, nude, and with a three foot cock hanging down and almost touching the floor.

The girls were dumbfounded by the sight. Finally, one of them regained her composure to say, "Sir, would you mind if we felt it? We've never seen anything like that before."

The midget sighed. "Okay honey. But only touching. No sucking. I used to be six feet tall."