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Nuts cracked

Views(268) Created(5-23-07) Category ( Dirty )

A little boy named Johnny walked into an ice cream parlor one day.He was acting like a cowboy with boots and a toy gun.The person making the ice creams name was Cindy.She was a pretty good looking,tall,skinny,blonde.Well Johnny said,"I would like a banana split with chocolate,bananas,strawberries,sprinkles,caramel,nuts,and a cherry on top please!!"

Cindy asked,"Would you like your nuts cracked?"

Johnny looking angry said,"DO YOU WANT YOUR TITS SHOT OFF?"

 

 

Not one of my best but please rate and comment 



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On May 31st 2008 privonne Said :
privonne why would the nuts not be already cracked....?
On November 10th 2007 DevinLovesSam Said :
DevinLovesSam lol i like it! ha.
On May 24th 2007 cjaskot Said :
cjaskot OMG! lol thats great!
On May 24th 2007 kathiloca Said :
kathiloca Haha...crazy lil kid!
On May 24th 2007 Jcks610 Said :
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Nice. Ive heard somethin like this before but its still funny.
On May 23rd 2007 Pinky0019 Said :
Pinky0019 Sorry but I am not really crazy about this one.... comment mine, though.