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Once,there was a royal family that lived in England.They has a son,daughter,Mother and Fathewr

Her name was Elizabeth.E.Rection.

Her Mothers Maiden name was Sonof.A.Bitch

Her Fathers royal name was  Master.B.Ating

The son's name was,Shi.T.face

In their castle Shi.T.Face asked his father,"Why is my name Shi.T.Face?"

Master.B.Ating replied"Son,your old enough to know now so here it is.When you were born you were a black baby,and over the years you know you have been doing drugs,and fags.So  you have been turning white.So that is why your name is Shi.T.Face.So son does that explain it?"

"Yes,father.Thank you."Master.B.Ating finally let out a whew for that was not the reason.

When Shi.T.face was born he was white.But he was premature.One day when Shi was using the bathroom he fell in.He couldnt get out.Well here came Master.B.ating

And didnt see him in there.He took a big shit and finally noticed it when he was done.

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The Next Day

The daughter

Elizabeth.E.rection came and asked her father why her name was Elizabeth.E.Rection

Well honey its because when you were little you recked everything.Does that explain it?

Yes thanks

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The real reason why was because when the father was masterbating one time the daughter walked in.She asked him what he was doing and he said making hair gell

She said ok and finally left.

So the Kids went to school the next day and told the other kids at show and tell day.

The teacher immediantly called the parents.

The answering machines said,"Hello you have reached Mr.Master.B.Ating,Mrs.Sonof.A.Bitch,Daughter Elizabeth.E.Rection,and Son Shi.T.Face,we are probably having family time so please leave a message after the beep."The teacher fainted